Dirty Signs With Kristin

Learning dirty words in ASL.

Dirty Signs With Kristin - Learning dirty words in ASL.

Well if you can’t get in first, at least you’re getting in.

I received a request from viewer Tory about a super common phrase that I hadn’t thought of signing before – “sloppy seconds.” I like the interpretation for this phrase because it requires you to use a lot of directional signs and understand the signing space. The sign I’m using for “two of them” is the same sign you can use for “we,” it just depends on who you’re designating as the two people involved. So fascinating! Anyway, check it out for yourself!

My ASL gloss for this phrase is:
TWO-of-them FUCK, FINISH. MY-TURN, DIRTY+, STICKY

Puntin’ some cunts.

In case you haven’t seen it, there’s been a hilarious viral story going around this past week of an email sent out from a sorority girl to her chapter. She’s incredibly vulgar and mean, but she’s got quite a way with words and let’s just say I’m glad I wasn’t on the receiving end of this letter. Check it out here if you haven’t already seen it.

This letter is a veritable goldmine of dirty phrases so it was pretty difficult to pick out just one. “Cunt punt” is so short and simple, though, so I figured it would be absolutely glorious in sign language. Lo and behold, it is. Feel free to take a look, and enjoy!

My ASL gloss for this phrase is absurdly easy:
VAGINA KICK-vagina

Yeah, you’ve umm… you’ve got something in your hair.

Alright ladies, I think we can all relate to this one… You get some splooge in your hair but you don’t notice, and you go throughout your whole day without anyone telling you about it. Then, you get home and look in the mirror, and finally, you see it. There’s cum in your hair. Why didn’t anyone tell you?! Maybe it’s because they wanted to say it discreetly and not embarrass you in front of everyone.

Well ladies, if you happen to notice a girl in this situation, now you can tell her discreetly in sign language. I’m here to help.

My ASL gloss for this phrase is:
YOUR HAIR, EJACULATE-toward-hair, STICKY

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