Dirty Signs With Kristin

Learning the filthiest words in American Sign Language.

Dirty Signs With Kristin - Learning the filthiest words in American Sign Language.

About Kristin

Hi there! I’m Kristin, and I’m learning American Sign Language (ASL).

I have been learning American Sign Language since I first started at college at RIT. The campus has a prevalent Deaf population, and I was interested in learning how to sign, so I asked one of my dorm floormates to teach me a phrase in ASL. Excited to put my new knowledge into use, I went to the freshman dining hall and signed what I thought was “I want a large pizza,” to the worker at the pizza counter. After he walked away with a strange look on his face, I returned to my dorm floor, bewildered and confused, and still hungry. I asked my floormate what had happened and learned I was actually taught the phrase, “I want lesbian vagina,” not “I want a large pizza.” From that point on, I became fascinated with learning dirty phrases in American Sign Language.

Since then, I tried to learn as many dirty words and phrases as I can, including everything from “blumpkin” to “your mom’s a filthy whore.” I frequently shared my knowledge at friends’ parties, much to the amusement of both my hearing and deaf/hard-of-hearing friends. I started posting videos on YouTube in January 2011 as a way to continue sharing what I’m learning. My videos quickly became popular, and I have been happily recording “Dirty Signs with Kristin” ever since.

  • Rich says:

    Can I be your first!!! Hoorayyyy!!!!

    January 30, 2012 at 9:10 pm
  • josh says:

    you are not alone, kristin. i also want lesbian vagina.

    January 30, 2012 at 11:59 pm
    • howie felthersnatch says:

      Don’t we all

      August 14, 2013 at 3:03 pm
    • willie fisterbottom says:

      so do I

      September 5, 2013 at 9:05 am
  • jason says:

    Kristin – You are rad and hot.. pretty funny thing you got going on girl!. but I’m down..

    Happy F%$king Easter!..

    April 11, 2012 at 2:17 am
  • mike says:

    Thank you for cheering me up on a really depressing night. You are wonderful. *big hug*

    May 19, 2012 at 10:13 pm
  • Frank Booth says:

    So either way, no pie for Kristin that day, huh?

    May 30, 2012 at 8:42 pm
    • Kristin says:

      Sadly, no. :(

      June 5, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  • Ash says:

    I am in the process of learning ASL, a gal I am dating has a 9 year old girl who has severe hearing loss. I came across this website while searching for websites that I could learn some phrases from and while I doubt most of the hand signs I watch here will come to use with her (doubt the kid will appreciate me signing that she rapes donkeys and eats shit) it will be something handy to teach my friends when they find out that I am learning ASL and they want to know some easy phrases like “how are you?” “thank you very much” or “can I use your restroom?”.

    Thanks for creating this website, great source of laughs. [Waves hands] Yay

    June 2, 2012 at 9:41 pm
  • RIchard says:

    have to share this site with my wife (who has a tight ass). She used to sign for Koko.

    June 24, 2012 at 12:21 am
    • willie fisterbottom says:

      Really? who cares about your wife’s ass. Why would you find that a pertinent tidbit to share? Did you eat a lot of lead paint chips as a child? Live under power lines? I mean really, you have gone full retard. I weep for the future generations when people like you breed.

      September 5, 2013 at 9:14 am
      • Kristin says:

        I believe he’s referring to one of my videos, in which I sign the phrase “Your wife has a loose anus.” His wife, as he’s clarified, does not. Now that you know the context, his comment makes a bit more sense than if he were just randomly sharing facts about spousal ass-tight-ness. Have a great day! ;)

        September 5, 2013 at 11:17 am
  • Steve Singer says:

    Hmm, I am sure you are getting mixed reviews about your “work” I say whatever makes people happy, and spreads the word about deaf. May I suggest taking a few real classes to improve your general form. Funny stuff, thanks.

    June 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    • Kristin says:

      Hi there Steve, thanks for your comment! I agree, and I’m actually taking an ASL class right now to work on my conversational ASL and my signing structure. Glad to see you enjoy it, and hopefully I’ll keep improving! :)

      July 8, 2012 at 4:38 pm
  • Chris says:

    Hi Kristen! I am a Deaf man who signs. As you probably know, there is quite a firestorm in the Deaf comminity now because you aren’t teaching ASL correctly and that you are publicizing the shady side of sign language that the Deaf comminity finds to be offensive and disrespective. May I suggest that you add some kind of disclaimer on the bottom of your videos? Perhaps something like. “I am signing for entertainment purposes only, I am not attempting to teach ASL. If you are interested in learning ASL, please take a class with a qualified instructor.” I think if you publish this it will go a long way to making amends to the Deaf community. Thank you!

    June 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    • Alison says:

      This is a very reasonable request, and I’d give it consideration if I were you. No need pissing off the people you are emulating, and no harm in the disclaimer as it is honest and yet doesn’t take away from what you are trying to do here.

      November 5, 2012 at 12:01 am
      • Kristin says:

        I agree! I actually have a disclaimer in the information section of every one of my videos that explains I’m not an interpreter, and there are lots of good resources out there if you’re interested in learning ASL. It seemed like a few people were missing it, though, so I’ve now started adding it to the actual videos themselves. Hopefully that will help clarify things a bit. Let me know if you have any other ideas/suggestions/comments! :)

        November 5, 2012 at 6:21 pm
      • willie fisterbottom says:

        Fuck em if they can’t take a joke, I am offended there is a muslim in the whitehouse but I don’t see any cocksucking butt pirate writing a disclaimer.

        September 5, 2013 at 9:10 am
  • Justin Foglesong says:

    Great stuff. As a CODA/interpreter, I love watching these signs. A lot of interpreters and/or deaf won’t tell ya them. Gotta get to the nitty gritty. Good to know because ya know never ever know when you might need it!

    July 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm
  • Sergey says:

    THX YOU!! You re so cute
    Весёлая, заводная девушка. люблю тебя

    August 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm
  • Louie says:

    You’re sign language is the best! Thank you so much for making these videos. I’ve nearly peed myself from laughing so hard and you’ve inspired me to learn ASL too. Thanks!

    January 11, 2013 at 8:25 am
  • William says:

    Right or wrong your videos are awesome!!!

    May 10, 2013 at 11:05 pm
  • Nathan Boissé (@iNVADER84) says:

    Can you do a Burgundy-esqe: I wanna be on you?

    I think many people would benefit from this!

    August 27, 2013 at 2:19 pm
    • Kristin says:

      Thanks for your comment, and I love your request! This phrase is actually going to be in the book coming out in October. In the meantime, I have a video for the Burgundy-esque “You’re a dirty pirate hooker.” You can check it out here. :)

      August 27, 2013 at 2:31 pm
  • Jared W. Bolton says:

    Kristin, I, too, am an RIT alum, both from NTID and RIT. This is excellent. I have to have this book….. I just stumbled on this site just now. I can’t believe I didn’t think of this book. Man, I’m gonna buy it.

    October 22, 2013 at 11:57 am
  • CJ says:

    I have several guys I tech scuba dive with. One is always insisting we learn ASL, way beyond common underwater signs. We found your site as a joke for our team, and started sharing videos. Now, at great depths or while decompressing on high O2 concentrations for long boring stops we stare at fish, sharks, and each other asking for blumpkins, and propositioning other divers who stare at us while we laugh bubbles away. Titty sprinkles is more difficult in high current, just as it would in high winds! Thanks!!!

    November 22, 2013 at 3:16 pm

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